The Agent’s Mobile Gaming Dump – November 2018

Well, I’m burnt out and uninspired. So let’s fall back on my default topic of discussion; my growing appreciation of mobile games.

Honestly, despite the classic-to-crap ratio being kind of disappointing, I’m surprised at how much fun I have with mobile games if only for a brief time before moving on. But these three have stuck with me for some time now and I’m likely not going to back out of them soon.

Steven Universe: Tap Together

Aww… no love for Amethyst on the title screen? But she’s my little purple pumpkin…
Source: Steven Universe Wiki

Wow, how long has it been since I geeked out over Steven Universe on this page?

I’ll be honest, as much as I love this show, the games are the one segment I’ve been giving a pass on for some time. That said, This is a fun little idle clicker to help pass the time.

It also does a fair job at going beyond a few of the other idle clickers I’ve played by getting other players involved with raid matches, regular events, and club tournaments – all big rewards. You can even donate character fragments (use for unlocking and improving characters) to your club and use them to bid on fragments you need. It adds a much-needed sense of community.

It’s far from perfect; hearing the same voice lines from characters gets tiresome after a while and there’s a lot of downtime between rounds of leveling up. But it’s a good game to chill with after a long day.

Game of Dice

They say that the gods play dice with the lives of mortals…

You know that trope of anime where the hero has to save the world by playing games with the rest of the cast. Well, this a game that plays like one of those shows if the game were Monopoly.

That description may sound like a bit of a turn off as Monopoly is the poster child for ‘games that will end friendships.’ But this app does a lot to fix many of the problems with the original. The game moves much faster and often ends well before the set limit of turns while unlockable characters, dice, and customizable decks of skill cards add an extra level of strategy to the game.

If I were to complain about anything, I’d say that it feels a bit limited in its gameplay with only a hand full of game modes that only offer a few minor changes to play. But, even then, it’s a fun game that gets me using my brain.


All the fun of a claw machine without the feeling that you’re getting hosed out of your quarters.
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You know those claw machines at the arcade that are a total scam because the owner crams them so full of crap that you can never get a good grip and they set claw to be super flimsy and slide right off of everything.

Yeah, this ain’t one of those claw machines.

Clawee is a for real, totally legit, physically-present-in-the-real-world claw machine that you control from your phone to win ACTUAL prices. You get free coins to play with every day, they mail the prizes to your door and even if you run out of plays, it’s still a lot of fun to watch other people play and get excited as they score cool stuff as well.

The unfortunate downside is that, due to the fact that the video streams live, there is a slight delay between your commands and the action on screen. However, with skill and patience, you can very quickly compensate for this and be on your way to winning plush dolls, jewelry, vinyl figures, and home decor.

The Party People: Party Games That You And Your Friends Absolutely Must Play At Least Once

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Featured above: a sure sign that your game library is in need of an update.
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In these busy times, it’s getting increasingly difficult to make time for socializing. Granted the internet and the advent of social media has helped a great deal with that, but it’s far from perfect and needs a helping hand.

One of the best methods of maintaining contact with close friends and family is through Party Games. Unfortunately, the web is starting to assimilate these as well.

Thank goodness for those devoted geeks of the world who are designing, making, and playing amazing board and card games to this day. What games are they? Why should you play them? Let’s find out.

Why Online Gaming Isn’t Enough

As stated above, online gaming has helped us to talk more. Unfortunately, it has also made us communicate less.

Online interactions simply can’t recreate all of the necessary interactions our brains crave on a daily basis. Without a physical human being present, it becomes difficult to gauge their emotions and intent due to the inability to read the person’s facial and body language. Don’t think body language is a big deal? You’d be surprised if you knew it (or a lack of it) is actually a root cause of road rage.

Speaking of irrational anger, another unfortunate side effect of online gaming is the hordes of fury-spewing trolls that clog up any given server on X-Box Live (Or whatever platform you prefer. XBL is just cited as the worst offender). This is mostly a product of time. Back in the days of analog gaming, we knew that we had to behave ourselves or we would never be playing with that person again. Today, however, the anonymity of the internet practically gives people the freedom to act out however they please without repercussions. As The Coachman said in Disney’s Pinocchio, “Give a bad boy enough rope and he’ll soon make a jackass of himself.”

This isn’t to say that online games are completely worthless. They still offer a means of connecting people over long distances for impromptu bouts of Team Fortress 2 after all. They just can’t offer the level of emotional and psychological connection that a good, old-fashioned, face-to-face party game can. Fortunately, they’re are plenty to choose from.




Some of the best games are the ones that are self-aware of how silly they can be. Combine this notion with the epitome of nerdy that is Dungeons & Dragons and you have a monster (No pun intended).

Dispensing with the time consuming role play and containing everything on convenient cards, Munchkin – named after a term used in D&D-style games to describe players that are only concerned with maxing out their levels to harass the other players and The Dungeon Master – is all about slaying monsters, stealing their treasure, and making the adventuring life difficult for your friends to ensure your success.

There’s a great deal of strategy at play in this game. You must know when to assist your friends, when to hinder them, and how to prepare for any eventuality. The tactics at play will constantly change as you and your friends obtain new treasures like the Boots of Butt-kicking and the Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment, learn new class skills, and become different fantasy-themed races.

If you ever get bored with the game, grab one of the many expansion packs that introduce new races, monsters, and treasures. Also, a heads-up for all of the geeks out there: word is that creator Steve Jackson is working with Cartoon Network to make a new Adventure Time based Munchkin game.

Settlers of Catan



Can’t quite get a handle on the responsibility of looking after citizens in SimCity? Perhaps you should try this more competitive city building game.

Settlers Of Catan places you on an island nation as you compete with other players for territory and resources to build the perfect home for your people. It’s a prime example of the adage, “Simple to learn; Difficult to master.”

Because the board is fully customizable, the game is different nearly every time you play. You must plan your moves very carefully as you place your villages, construct roads, trade resources, and choose how to develop your settlement. This is the kind of game that can run all night if you and your pals are calculating enough.

Do you have too many friends and not enough game? This game has expansions as well! You can boost your game from four players to six. You can also add new elements like sea travel, barbarians, and pirates.

Cards Against Humanity



If your circle of gaming friends skews older, you may consider trying this “off-color” take on the more family friendly game Apples to Apples.

When people talk about the successes of Kickstarter, most of them will cite Cards Against Humanity – the “party game for horrible people” – as the perfect example. Single players take turns drawing Black Cards (cards with a question or incomplete sentence) while the others play White Cards (cards with a random phrase or statement) to complete the Black Card… usually creating very politically incorrect statements as the end result.

Why would anyone recommend a game like this? The answer is simple: because this game teaches that words alone are not harmful (WARNING: Link is NSFW). It’s the context that they are used in that makes them good or bad. Being able to laugh off hurtful language takes away the power of words and puts it back into the words usage where it belongs (Note to self: consider writing an article on Political Correctness).

You can actually print these cards out for free on the official website and there exist fan sites dedicated to making your own cards. However, you should absolutely buy the game as the creators are known for using their profits for noble causes.

Rapping Up…

We could all benefit from making ourselves and the ones we care about take a little down time and enjoy a friendly game. The next time you’re planing a get-together consider playing these fantastic games. And say, if you know a game others should try, please tell us about it in the comments below so we can share in the fun!