Oh my twonking little pig, I think I’m dying.
I literally just woke up about an hour ago and I can’t remember being in this much pain. I have a searing headache so bad my vision is blurring, I can barely keep my morning coffee down through my churning stomach pains, and I still have painful muscle cramps from a losing fight earlier this week with a snowblower.
Bottom line, It’s taking all my strength to even SEE what I’m typing let alone form a cognizant thought. I’ll be back next week after I get better from this case of Oh-God-Please-Have-Mercy-On-My-Soul.
Much love. See you next week.